Sacred Texts

The Randal Scrolls

The Randal scrolls are a set of religious texts compiled by archivist Ronald Dichotomy, and are said to be sacred and priceless. They document various aspects of cringe in the universe.

These include the following volumes:

Dota Poetry 1.1

Conversations with Niall Dolan 1.2

Plunge into me erotica 1.3

Shawlands Heavy Team 1.4

Alexander's personal statement 1.6

Randal Sandal's first collection of novels: "Animorphs and Mrs Curry's ban on shandy" 1.7

One of the scrolls was stolen 1.5 prior to its entry into the Randalic religious canon, it remains unnamed and missing.