Shirley Samosa

Passing love interest of Randal's- progenitor of the sensationalist paradigms.

Shirley Samosa.

"Shirley's the name, vagina has the pain" ; my Vagisil.

As you fine well know i am in a relationship with Randal Sandal. I am comfortably attached to him but its a different story when it comes to my vagina. Irritation in my crotch has been going on for a while now, almost my whole life. Being with Randal does not make the irritation any better, considering he has the power to send me into masturbation frequently. Vagisil has been there for me ever since when those unbearable cravings to itch viciously approached me.

My surname 'Samosa' originated in India during the 1500's where the indulging food from the gods was created. (samosas). As i was growing up in the early 90's. I am currently 27 years of age and suffering from major vulva discomforts and also a huge patch of excema has developed across my torso and Bunsen burner. I have three occupations in total. In the mornings i work at the Space Raiders factory where i assemble each and every single space raider potato snack, by hand into packets. In the afternoons where i make my most of cash i work in Persepolis (a kebab tandoori). In the evenings i occupy myself at my third and final job as a prostitute in Shanty Towns located in Rio De Janiro Brazil. I find pleasure in my night time job as i get to have sexual intercourse with many males and females who are in poverty and who also have contracted HIV.